The squirrel prayer
Not sure who wrote this, I wanted to give credit. I googled Squirrel prayer;) but it made me smile;) hahaha! Life is short…Yesterday there were 5, today there are 4:(
“The Squirrels Prayer”
Here we have another part of the Book of Squirrel, a tome of knowledge from the ONE TRUE GOD: Soliloquy the creator Squirrel. This is commonly known as “The Squirrels Prayer” and is a poetic form of praise to the Squirrel. This from the Book of Squalms, 5the 23rd Chapter.
The Squirrel is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He made me to dwell in the Tree of Life: he leads me beside the full walnuts.
He replenishes my nuts: he leads me on the branches of righteousness for his name’s sake.
Yes, though I walk through the valley of the fallen Squirrels, I will not fear Squircifer: for you are with me; thy Tail and thy Chatter they comfort me.
You prepare a table before me in the presence of the squirrels: you anoint my head with walnut oil; my nuts run over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the Tree of the Squirrel forever.